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A NEW YEARS EVE.....NOT DRUNK!!

Well adversity has finally fallen upon me, as you have already guessed from the title, i spent the first new years eve since i was 13 not drunk! Thats right, i was as sober as a nun when she was caught with her knickers down in the confession booth. And let me tell you this people, it aint all that bad. I mean i could never have contemplated a Saturday night without being on the piss, especially in the city with more pubs per square km than any other in europe, but to add to that i spent the one night which is as religious(in alcohol terms) to me as Gods own fart not taking a sipple. Even worse was that i wasnt going to go out at all, untill at the very last moment i was persuaded by someone very special to shift my ass. Being able to wake up the very next morning and remember exactly what i had done the previous night has given me a knew outlook on a few things. Though i am point blank refusing to give it up totally, i'd rather lick a lepars arse than that!

So ive had a really busy past week, so ive not been able to update this blog. I wont go into details about what i have been upto, some off you will know, some maybe wont. Some will know every last detail;) Thats life i guess, all ill say is that ive been very happy, it has even beaten my naked dancing on my chair to The Saw Doctors. Not much has been in the news this week which i can comment on, Kenya seems to be the biggest headline, its just another case of a corrupt African country. Too many of these countries have problems with their elections. Democracy is not the way to go there. To many so called tribal leaders all wanting a piece of the action. Im not saying that colonialism was a great thing. But Zimbabwe used to be the bread basket of Africa, now it cant feed its own people. Whatever the answer is i dont have it, and i doubt anyone out there has it too. Over the past 10 years the world has been going to pot. I recently had a debate with a student about Global Warming and "how mankind is killing the earth" what a load of fucking bollocks, and she was a raving mad tree hugger short of a few marbles! According to the U.N if the worlds average temperatures heats up by another 3c then we are all going to die. When has the U.N ever came out with anything worth noticing. Between the 14th and 16th century the world was 7c higher than today, they were growing wine in England for pete's sake! I cant wait for some good old Scottish wine! Im getting really angry thinking about the average middle class Brit, with their new carbon footprint schemes, green enviromentally friendly cars, which are only "green" if you drive them below 25mph, after that the petrol engines kick in. Dont get me started on Mr Al Gore the big fat bore! With his film which the U.K government wanted to show in schools (always best to brainwash the kids, then they can brainwash the parents) only for the law courts to step in and say no, because the facts in it were discredited by almost all scientific research. Its brainwashing people! and god, half of society has taken the bait. Hook, line and sinker! Just answer me one question, just how much more has tax increased since this bloody crap started? How will increasing fuel costs help the environment. People still drive, people still use electricity, even Al Gore the complete snore, likes his corperate flights to and from countries over the planet....ah but i forgot, he of course is paying his inflated fuel taxes...of course! So many people have been snooped by this tactic that they are forgetting the real proplems in the world, and that list is endless.
Now where's that energy saving light-bulb so i can sit on it and pretend the son shines out my ass like every other politician.