Stand back people, youll all have a chance to get my autograph!!

DAVID MAKES HIS FIRST APPEARANCE ON TV!!

So, on friday morning i was very hungover. Id just finished a lesson at one of the companies i teach at next to the market square. As usuall my mind wasnt working properly, and random questions from my students threw me a couple of times. This was typical morning, im tired, dont really want to be anywhere apart from my bed (with certain person;) ). As i was hurrying my way home, some random guy stopped me on the street and point a camera at me. What the fuck i thought, i just want to home to my bed! Then i noticed that it was a reporter and cameraman. When i told him i didnt speak Polish, an attempt to break away, he of course asked me in perfect English if i thought that Polish people were anti-jewish. jesus i thought, have you seen the time and your asking me that kind of question! Anyway, i was a bit speachless and just said what came first to mind, i told in that in the past 2 years that i have lived here that no Polish person ive met were anti-jewish in their opinions. That this was a stereotype that as usuall was made up by people who have never expienced Polish people. I waffled on about something else i cant really remember, and said my goodbyes. I thought that they wouldnt use it, mainly because i was hungover and didnt really give a toss. But low and behold, today my first venture onto polish tv was aired:D

So now that im famous i expect to have my own dressing-room at work, there must be some fresh flowers, Food made from Gordon Ramsey, and naked ladies to serve my every needs. I also want to be called by the term, Master. Actually why stop there, the little people will call me My Holyness Mentor God.

I love you fans, yes darling ill be at the Venice Film festival, have you heard that Brad has had botox, i dont have time for that sort of baboon foolery!!!.......